Julian Assange’s Embassy Cat is Missing

A cat dressed in a collar and tie looks out from a window of the Ecuadorian embassy in London, Friday May 19, 2017. Sweden’s top prosecutor says she is dropping an investigation into a rape claim against WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange after almost seven years. (AP Photo/Matt Dunham)

“Embassy Cat,” is missing. Julian Assange’s beloved necktie-wearing cat became an issue for the WikiLeaks co-founder when officials at the Ecuadorian
Embassy he was holed up in for seven years told him he needed to change the litter box. Then Assange was rousted from the embassy and arrested. Where did
Embassy Cat go?

Unfortunately, a bevy of major news outlets have been unable to confirm that cat’s precise location.
So what’s happened to Embassy Cat? Here are a few of our theories, from most to least plausible.

Embassy Cat is with Julian Assange’s family

Embassy Cat was sent to a shelter

Embassy Cat “knew too much” and is in hiding

Embassy Cat is simultaneously with Assange’s family, in a shelter, in hiding, and dead