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Dominatrix wearing latex asks city commission to fund her dungeon

(FORT LAUDERDALE, FLA) — A Florida dominatrix dressed in latex and calling herself Miss Cave spoke before the Fort Lauderdale City Commission this week and requested that they pay for a dungeon that can be used by people in her profession. She wants a piece of the yardwaste, processing and disposal pie or a quarter million dollars.

She’s asking the city to pay 250-thousand dollars for a dungeon she says will be created “for us, by us,” the taxpayers and voting citizens. Miss Cave also invited commissioners to drop by for a spanking.